(1) You apply Perfume cuz u wanna Snap Pics
(2) You wan use fork to drink garri
(3) You wanna climb my facebook wall so you would
see what I'm doing inside
(4) You kneel down becos u wan greet person for
phone
(5) You are above 25 and Davido and Wizkid are your
role model
(6) It took me an hour to compose a message you
come reply with "k" You are really mad
(7) You carry screw driver go bank because you wan
open new account
(You went 2 bed with a ruler jst 2 knw aw long u slept
(9) You reduce volume of music player bcoz you wan
read text message
(10) You Dey Smile bacause Who senior you greet you.
(11) You made a vow of N1000 in church and you put
N50 in the offering box
(12) You dey Monitor your bf/gf or husband/wife
movement''security for life.
(13) You nor get shishi for bank account you dey sing
"Chop my money" instead of "Mercies of the Lord"...
Lol
(14) If you read this post and you did not comment,
please visit a psychiatric hospital for madness
examination
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