14 WAYS TO KNOW YOU ARE MAD

SEE THE 14 WAYS TO KNOW YOU ARE MAD...
YOU WILL KNOW YOU ARE MAD IF,
1; You apply perfume on your body
because you want to snap picture.
2; You want to use fork to drink garri.
3; You want to climb facebook wall.
4; You kneel down because you want to
greet a person on the phone.
5; You are above 30 and Davido and Wizkid
are your role model.
6; It took me an hour to compose a
message I sent to you, you then replied me
with "k".
7; You carried a screw driver to the bank
because you want to open a bank account.
8; You went to bed with a ruler just to
know how long you slept.
9; You reduce the volume of a music player
because you want to read a text message.
10; You are smiling because a person that is
older than you greeted you.
11; You are requesting for 950 Naira
change after putting 1,000 Naira note in the
offering box in church.
12, You put your phone inside black nylon
just because you want to hide your number
from the person you are calling.
13 You are monitoring your boyfriend/
girlfriend movement.
14; You don't have a single dime in your
account you are singing "Chop my money"
instead of "Mercies of the Lord".

DO YOU AGREE WITH ME???
YES/NO???