FIVE WAYS TO CATCH A THIEF...

FIVE WAYS TO CATCH A THIEF...
Five Ways to Catch a Thief
American Police Style:
Allow the thief to catch you, then you catch the thief.
China Police Style:
Chase the thief until he becomes tired, then you catch him.
Arab Police Style:
Kidnap the thief's wife
and threaten the thief to surrender.
Indian Police Style:
Sing for the thief
until he comes close to you, then catch him.
Nigerian Police Style: Catch any person
on the street, beat him until he agrees
that he is a thief.
True or False?