WHAT EVERY MAN SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THEIR WOMENS PRI VATE PA RTS
A wise girl saw some of her male classmates plucking mangoes. She
pleaded for one, but they refused and asked her to climb. She climbed
and plucked as many as possible. When she got home, her mother asked,
“My dear, how did you get all these mangoes?” She replied, “I asked my
classmates to give me, they refused and told me to climb. So, I climbed
the tree and plucked them.”
The mother shouted and said, “Foolish girl, didn’t you know that they wanted to see your pant?”
The girl smiled and said, “I know mama, that’s why I removed it before climbing.”
This article is for men and it discusses what they need to know about
this all-important female body part — the va gina (also called the birth
ca nal). This is a no-holds-barred health information supplement for
you. If you cannot deal with such details, then please stop reading now.
If you can, just lie back and enjoy the information below…
Exercise
There have been many articles attesting to the joys of regular se x and
its many health benefits. In fact, one article recommended that women
should go to bed without knickers in order to air out the va gina during
sleep. Men like that, as it sends the ‘right’ signals. It is also nice
to perhaps have a late night shower!
A comedian said that the best adornment to wear for it is ‘specticles.’
And if you are taking it out for exercise, you should ensure it is in
pretty good shape and looking fine.
Many men prefer a shaved va’gina and I do prescribe it for you. It is
important in order to enjoy the act of se x: visually, geographically
and maximally as P-Square would say. Further, you should use all your
senses when in front of the va gina and do not just be ruled by your
‘brain!’ Be in tune with all the different sensory stimuli from your
partner.
Smell
I won’t go into any sordid details, but you need to appreciate the smell
of the va gina you are interacting with. This is from the health point
of view.
The va gina should smell fresh and natural without insulting the nostrils. Odd smells reminiscent of the fish joint or ‘mama put’ bukateria should be frowned upon. Insist on an open discussion and an explanation before further events. Discuss the issue of discharges, even menstrual flow and infection openly with your partner and show you care. Of course, you care about the health and wellbeing of both of you.
The va gina should smell fresh and natural without insulting the nostrils. Odd smells reminiscent of the fish joint or ‘mama put’ bukateria should be frowned upon. Insist on an open discussion and an explanation before further events. Discuss the issue of discharges, even menstrual flow and infection openly with your partner and show you care. Of course, you care about the health and wellbeing of both of you.
Let’s make one important point about cleanliness of the va gina.
Douching is washing or cleaning out the va’gina with water or other
mixtures of fluids. It is not recommended and appears to cause more harm
than good. The vagina has its own resident bacteria which the normal
acidity of the va’gina keeps under control. But douching can change this
delicate balance. This may make a woman more prone to va’ginal
infections. Plus, douching can spread existing va ginal infections up
into the uterus, fallopian tubes, and ovaries.
Sight
Visual inspection and admiration of the va’gina enhances se’xual
intercourse. It is also of real health benefit. Look for rash, cold
sores and blisters which may indicate scabies or even herpes. Be aware
of va ginal discharges, including bleeding during se x. Evaluate the
discharge or secretions from the va’gina for normality.
For example, cer vical cancer causes odd, smelly discharges, bleeding
and pain during se x. Ask questions about routine assessments by the
doctor and encourage your partner to seek help. I think that every
household should have their own gynaecologist/obstetrician. Learn to
share!
Everyone should be appalled by female genital mutilation (FGM) as still practised in some parts of Nigeria.
Should you know of anyone who believes in this criminal act, please
kindly report them to the police. FGM spoils the beauty of the va’gina
and should be abolished forever.
Sound
Some va ginas make noise as if you are on a joke fart pillow. And some
others make a sloshing sound due to so much va ginal secretions or
perhaps a poor fit. You decide. It could be that you need a pe nile
enlargement or maybe she needs a tailor. I know a good one!
Is se x painful for your partner? All that exercise too much for the va
gina to take? It might not be down to your own physical fitness and
prowess. Painful se x can be due to bacterial va ginosis, va ginitis, va
ginismus and rough se x. Listen to your partner for sounds of joy and
not cries of pain.
Touch
It takes time, practice and an anatomy lesson to appreciate the feel of
the va gina and navigate your way to all the hot spots without using
Global Positioning Satellite. Most of the va gina is erogenous but a
combination of touches and feel allow you to discover what works for
your partner.
The G-spot is one of those favourite places that many men look for.